Music majors had the best parties.
Theater majors made the best guests.
Literature majors had the best wine.
Creative writing majors had the best beer.
Chemistry majors had the best psychedelics.
Biology majors had the best weed.
Physics majors had the best t-shirts.
Psych majors were the best listeners, for the moment.
Philosophy majors were the best arguers.
Political science majors had the best posters.
Business majors told the best jokes.
History majors had the best stories.
Foreign language majors had the best coats.
Art majors had the best shoes.
Engineers had the best games.
Dance majors had the best music.
Economics majors knew the best/cheapest restaurants.
Anthropologists had the best stuff in their pockets.
Sociologists had the best books from the 70’s.
Photography majors had Kodachrome. They have the best memories.
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