Pro: You left the purse hanging neatly on the back of the chair exactly where I left it.
Con: You stole my cash.
Pro: Except the change!
Con: You could have taken the pennies!
Pro: You did not take my ID or credit cards.
Con: That was a really bad picture on my driver’s license
Pro: I hope you needed the money.
Con: You may have needed it.
Pro: I hope you bought some coffee. A sandwich.
Pro: A lesson in non-attachment
Pro: I’m sorry I broke that $20 earlier. You would have had an easy $40
Pro: You make careful choices.
Pro: Our world is as small as this cafe.
Pro: I can get more cash.
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